2011 Golden Globes: The 2011 Live-Blog

10:00-And it's done. Thank God. I'm trashed. Big upset in the finish. I'll talk about it later.
9:58-And they're not over time. Why did they play him off?
9:57-First playing off the stage we've had in hours.
9:56-I feel like I should have known after this movie won for Best Director.
9:55-Did fire just come out of Michael Douglas' mouth? And it's an upset! To me! But I don't mind because this movie was great!
9:48-The lawyer and I disagreeing about hats on men. I think it is always a classic and appropriate look. And I forget what his argument is, but it's not as good as mine.
9:47-Playing the math, I called it again. I think I'm not liking how accurate I am.
9:46-Bangs are not a good look for her.

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2011 Golden Globes Predictions

Best Motion Picture, Drama

Black Swan
The Fighter
Inception
The Kings Speech
The Social Network

It has to be Black Swan. I get all of the other nominations but this movie was so perfect, from the script to the score to the direction to the acting. Everything came together to create a truly remarkable movie-going experience: a fever dream of tension and sexuality and insecurity and obsession. I would actually say it’s one of my favorites of the last several years.

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Announcement: Live-Blogging the 68th Annual Golden Globes

That's right kiddies, I am once again going to drunkenly live-blog the Golden Globes. Look for rampant snark and egregious typos. (I just severely cut the side off of my index finger so I can hardly type before we even factor in all the booze!) And I know you come to the blog for the rampant snark.

I'll be starting when the red carpet bullshit does, which looks to be about 6pm CST. Come and laugh at all of my opinions!

And look for my predictions to be up either tonight or tomorrow afternoon. Then we can also laugh at how little I know about movies even though I am committed to writing about them.