2011 Golden Globes: The 2011 Live-Blog

10:00-And it's done. Thank God. I'm trashed. Big upset in the finish. I'll talk about it later.
9:58-And they're not over time. Why did they play him off?
9:57-First playing off the stage we've had in hours.
9:56-I feel like I should have known after this movie won for Best Director.
9:55-Did fire just come out of Michael Douglas' mouth? And it's an upset! To me! But I don't mind because this movie was great!
9:48-The lawyer and I disagreeing about hats on men. I think it is always a classic and appropriate look. And I forget what his argument is, but it's not as good as mine.
9:47-Playing the math, I called it again. I think I'm not liking how accurate I am.
9:46-Bangs are not a good look for her.

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2010 Academy Awards: The Live-blog

12:10 OK, time to continue drinking and finish storyboarding my scene for the contest. That's right, I'm not just a critic, I'm also a creator. Thanks for reading! Stumble me, spread the word, and be sure to become an official follower!
12:01 I don't want to make it seem I hated the other movies, particular Avatar, but I just truly feel that a Best Picture is more than just pretty or revolutionary. It needs to resonate with the present and remind us of the past. The Hurt Locker does all of that. It is so much better than you think it is. I really hope all this Academy praise brings new people to this film.
11:59 So so so so so so pleased. I still was secretly pulling for District 9, but this was my little indie-that-could.
11:59 There are movie gods!

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Announcement: Live-blogging the 2010 Academy Awards

I felt the Golden Globe live-blogging went so swimmingly I am doing it again, only this time with the Academy Awards. The Oscars start at 8pm EST this Sunday so look online for me around 7 dissing the fancy dresses and frou-frou hair. Richmond friends should feel free to join me at home for this; drinking and the Oscars go hand in hand. Be sure to check out my predictions so we can figure out how good I am at this game.

See you Sunday night!

2010 Golden Globes: The Live-Blog

11:02-I have never been happier to have my local news affiliate cut in with the local news.
11:01-Hey, its that guy whose famous for marrying a drama queen. Why do we care about what he has to say?
10:59-I don't mind that my predictions were so wrong, because these were some stupid upsets. Blah. Note to make this thing better, give Ricky Gervais a ton more screen time.
10:56-You've got to be kidding me. Avatar was aight, but all of those movies were way better from a storytelling, acting, and directing standpoint. They may not have been nearly as pretty, but I didn't realize that's apparently all it take to win the Best Movie.
10:55-Last award.
10:51-I wonder if his new statue will really tie the room together?
10:50-Colin Farrell's eyebrows make him look perpetually curious.

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2010 Golden Globe predictions

1. BEST MOTION PICTURE – DRAMA
a. AVATAR
b. THE HURT LOCKER
c. INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
d. PRECIOUS: BASED ON THE NOVEL PUSH BY SAPPHIRE
e. UP IN THE AIR
In my opinion it should definitely be The Hurt Locker, but I think Up In The Air has an equal chance. Precious will probably get the Oscar, but not the Golden Globe.

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Announcement: Live-blogging the 2010 Golden Globes

I will be live-blogging the 2010 Golden Globe Awards, this Sunday. The awards begin at 8pm EST on NBC, but I will have some initial thoughts up around 7:30/7:45. Expect opinions on the nominees, the winners, the fashion, the drunken acceptance speeches, and the glory that is this year's host, Ricky Gervais. I will even respond to any comments in somewhat real time. Expect the comments to get snarkier as I get drunker during the evening.

Any Richmond area friends that would like to to imbibe and watch the drinkiest awards show of the season with me are welcome. Your comments may even be immortalized for the 10 or so person blogosphere I encompass.

Are you ready for this?