2010 Golden Globes: The Live-Blog

11:02-I have never been happier to have my local news affiliate cut in with the local news.
11:01-Hey, its that guy whose famous for marrying a drama queen. Why do we care about what he has to say?
10:59-I don't mind that my predictions were so wrong, because these were some stupid upsets. Blah. Note to make this thing better, give Ricky Gervais a ton more screen time.
10:56-You've got to be kidding me. Avatar was aight, but all of those movies were way better from a storytelling, acting, and directing standpoint. They may not have been nearly as pretty, but I didn't realize that's apparently all it take to win the Best Movie.
10:55-Last award.
10:51-I wonder if his new statue will really tie the room together?
10:50-Colin Farrell's eyebrows make him look perpetually curious.
10:48-The Dude abides.
10:47-I didn't see the movie, but I'm always in favor of giving The Dude some recognition.
10:46-I'm still sort of reeling from the last two awards.
10:40-OK, I really like him in Sherlock Holmes, but there were waaaay better nominees this year. But at least I get to watch him give a fantastic speech. Let's give him every award every year just so he can rant and rant on live television.
10:40-Daniel Day-Lewis looks like an anorexic Ben Stiller.
10:38-Harrison Ford had an emotion other than crankiness!
10:37-At least it was obvious how little Mickey Rourke wanted to give her that statue. That gives me some solace.
10:36-Seriously? Sandra Bullock? Ug.
10:35-Maybe Mickey Rourke will crazy is up a little.
10:34-It sounds like Arnold is saying Amada.
10:31-And In The Loop. Man, what a wasted award.
10:31-Oh yeah, Zombieland.
10:30-But comedies were better than the nominees?
10:27-Wow, The Hangover has an award. It was my favorite amongst the nominees. But we're missing the best part if it!
10:26-Why isn't Zack Galifinakis up there with them?!
10:24-When In Rome doesn't even get it's own website, just a facebook page.
10:19-Told you so.
10:16-I do like his speech better than the fact that he won the award.
10:15-This had better be Kathryn Bigelow. And it's James Cameron! That is an actual BOOOOOO!
10:14-Did he just make fun of Mel Gibson's drinking? I enjoyed that!
10:13-I LOVED The Hurt Locker. And that was one of the best scenes. And it is a pint glass!
10:12-Chrysler certainly likes movies set in Chryslers.
10:09-I am sick of hearing the same lame Facebook joke every time an ad for Mercy comes on. It's so topical!
10:04-Why wouldn't they seat him right at the front? He's the one person they know for a fact has to come up to the stage.
10:03-The Scorsese montage has turned into a Shutter Island preview.
9:57-Rule 34!
9:57-These actor types aren't nearly drunk enough.
9:54-Well, since Chrysler invited me to stick around for the Best Actor award, I guess I will.
9:51-Melanie Laurent looks an awful lot like Natalie Portman.
9:50-My faith in these sorts of things continues. As long as the Oscars don't kill it.
9:48-Ricky Gervais should introduce everyone, everywhere.
9:47-I had heard that she was Jason Segal, yet I don't see him. Which is good news for me, Jason Segal's soulmate.
9:47-And the Glee snubs continue.
9:45-Why is the crowd snickering at CGI Husky?
9:45-I thought Jerry Seinfeld was the Marriage Ref. Now I actually want to see this show less.
9:40-Wow, he got about 20 seconds to thank all those who helped him created the best television drama.
9:39-And I was right about something else. Huzzah!
9:38-Jon Hamm with a beard. Mmmm, I know what my dreams will be about tonight.
9:38-Chuck looks more and more like Ryan Reynolds every day.
9:37-And they're playing off Haneke. I wish he would bust out a Bill O'Reilly type blowup.
9:35-I wish I had more of an opinion on this.
9:32-What the hell is happening with Christoph Waltz's sentient toupee?
9:30-That giant breakfast hoagie from Wawa just me throw up in my mouth a little.
9:28-Maggie Gyllenhal is standing in for concerned actors everywhere.
9:28-Glee is getting snubbed way more than I thought. But Alec Baldwin deserved that so I'm glad.
9:27-I just want my kids back!
9:25-It looked like Clooney's girl was giving someone, and not him, a hand job under the table.
9:23-Gerard Butler and Jennifer look positively thrilled to be standing together and presenting an award. Not!
9:22-Ricky gets to drink too? Yay!
9:19-An ad for the census? With Ed Begley Jr. and Jennifer Coolidge? Um, OK U guess.
9:16-That shoulder piece is the keep her from dozing off.
9:14-She's coming from the miniseries seating, all the way in the back.
9:13-Was their plan of hiring Ricky Gervais to be the host contingent on his hiding for the bulk for the bulk of the broadcast?
9:11-I also like Brenden Gleason. But it's Kevin Bacon. Not bad.
9:09-My former governor is now on The Celebrity Apprentice. And I voted for that fucker.
9:04-They'll play off the creators of an HBO miniseries, but they'll be damned if they'll cut off T-Bone Streep.
9:02-T-Bone Streep does have a nice ring to it.
9:01-Another prediction validated!
8:59-Is there an NBC Thursday night comedy table?
8:58-Butter!
8:55-Is she wearing a dickie on her back?
8:52-This commercial reminds me that everyone should be watching Community, especially if you like meta commentary in your comedies. And smug and attractive men.
8:46-I may have been apathetically rooting for Nine, but I'm pleased whenever T-Bone Burnett wins anything.
8:42-I guess all the sex with an anorexic girl have made Han Solo sluggish.
8:41-Uncomfortable insertion of Flavor Flav in a commercial. And even more uncomfortable insertion of the "hip" phrase pocket dial.
8:38-No matter the ritual, Stella Artois is just kind of meh.
8:37-Another NBC zinger. These people hate Jay Leno!
8:36-This might be my first correct prediction. Well, 1 1/2 with Up.
8:34-See, predictions ARE that easy!
8:33-Now that I now about the cancer, Michael C. Hall has a much better chance of winning.
8:30-Hollywood humor!
8:29-Ricky's back!
8:23-They let Mo'Nique blather on and on and then they cue the music for a Pixar guy?
8:22-And Pixar does it again. The movie was great, but not my fave. But keep rewarding them for their commitment to character and quality and they'll keep it up. Yay for Pixar!
8:20-Apparently it's cancer. So I'm the asshole.
8:19-Why is Michael C. Hall wearing a skullcap?
8:18-Jeremy Piven looks tanned to within an inch of his life.
8:17-NPH! Please!
8:12-Toni Collete sure is sparkly.
8:11-Wow, Glee may not sweep. But I imagine many more for them, especially the Best Comedy award.
8:09-Blah, blah, blah. Surprised she didn't have to get paid for her appearance here tonight.
8:07-That applause for Mo"Nique makes me nervous. And for good cause apparently. Ick.
8:06-Why does Nicole Kidamn always wear dresses the same color as her super pasty skin?
8:05-Number one.
8:04-Saw that Angelina joke coming from a mile away.
8:01-I wonder how many Jay and Conan jokes will get? And an [adult swim] shoutout! Huzzah!
8:00-And we begin. Ricky!
7:55-Tina Fey agrees with my predictions! At least that her show will get snubbed. I already feel somewhat qualified for this.
7:50-I think it's just about time to start drinking. I mean, I put on clothes for this so I guess I'm good to have a cocktail.
7:47-Is it just me, or is Tarantino looking more and more like Johnny Cash?
7:46-Man, Parenthood has a crazy good cast.
7:40-Oh, Tom Hanks, so topical.
7:27-It’s not that anything goes with Ricky Gervais, it’s just that he sees this nonsense for everything that it is and isn’t afraid to say it.
7:22-I don’t know why, but I hate Gerard Butler. Not attractive at all.
7:21-Aww, they’re wearing a little ribbon for Haitian awareness. That will fix everything.
7:10-Bradly Cooper, so dreamy. Also, Hangover 2? Ick.
7:08-The fashion camera photographer really needs to learn how to focus.
7:06-Come on Tracy, bring the weirdness!
7:05-Secret vow renewal between Josh and Fergie? Sounds like the infidelity rumors were true.